Chuck Norris was the model for all of the silhouettes featured in the MLB, NBA and USA Curling Association logos.

Chuck Norris built MacGyver out of a B-cup bra, a mint flavored toothpick and an empty Skittles pack.

"That's my baby Daddy" was the original theme song for Walker, Texas Ranger.

Chuck Norris' penis has its own zip code. At Christmas time, it gets more mail than Santa Claus.

It was actually Chuck Norris who killed JFK. And it was the greatest moment of Kennedy's life.

Chuck Norris isn't alive because to be alive, you must die someday. Chuck Norris is.

Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris' semen is what makes Special K so special.

When the yield on a Chuck Norris bond goes up, the price also rises.

Chuck Norris snorts battery acid to get a buzz. He claims it tickles.

Chuck Norris' testicles have their own beard.

Chuck Norris and God once shared a high-five. The wind that was created caused Hurricane Katrina.

Chuck Norris is accepted in more locations than Visa or American Express.

Chuck Norris' penis has its own penis.

Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a size 15 cowboy boot on its jaw. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why.